This looks like an ad for a dating site that members of Farmers Only would make fun of. Want to show off your little piggies while working a rodeo? Then Redneck Boot Sandals is your destination, friend.
Also for sale from ASOS is the Jersey-knotted beach skirt sarong. This is perfect if you want to turn heads on the beach, specifically making people wonder why you have dominatrix utensils trailing behind you. Speaking of turning heads at the beach...
I Love Ugly. That's the name of the brand, not the rallying cry for anyone who would buy this. For ladies, this is an excellent shirt to wear with your plastic jeans, so you can have everyone in public stare at your underwear everywhere you go.
It's somewhat ironic this company is called Ssense, because this makes none. This costs over $1,400. Maybe that'd be worth it if this was actually worn by giant Mario as he saved the Mushroom Kingdom. Otherwise, nah.