This is hilarious, but put yourself in the shoes of the people who own the house and those kids. The aftermath of this picture is pure tragedy. Someone seeing this right now is having serious, painful flashbacks.
The older you get the fewer friends you'll keep in contact with. Something like this will cost you what precious few remain. This is why guys have kids: to have someone they can torment with this stuff that can't leave their lives.
This isn't as bad as it seems. Soon, all the people your age will be forced to live this life as well and it'll hurt worse since they know what they're missing out on. Your emotional defenses are growing strong.