You thought the '80s were a ridiculous time for hairstyles? Well, yeah, they were. But, my friend, you haven't seen anything. I don't know what these folks were thinking when they walked into their barbers' shops. But if you upset a hairstylist, they'll mess you up. Or, they won't protest when you request to do something like this to yourself.
We all secretly wish we could live in Spongebob's house. But there have to be better ways to go about achieving this dream. Although they say eating pineapple makes certain fluids taste better, so maybe having one for a head would accomplish the same thing?
Once you see this guy's haircut, you get a call that tells you in seven days you will look the same. The only way to prevent that fate is to pass this on. I'm sorry to share the curse of The Ring with you.
It makes sense people would be afraid to go to the dentist if they all looked like this. If they mess their hair up that much imagine what they'd do to your mouth? Suddenly going 20 years without brushing doesn't sound so terrifying.