"...I was a bouncer at a dive bar and I had a woman sit in the booth closest to the door where I had to be, and fellate each and every fry of an entire large basket of fries while attempting to hold my eye contact...Sucking and licking each one, while staring straight at me and it went on for over a half hour." - Fearlessleader85
“At a high school party this chick came up and hit me in the nuts. As I was bent over in agony she took it upon herself to comfort me by saying she was sorry and gently rubbing the affected area. It was not a great approach, but we did f&*k. “ - kaywalsk
“Run into a girl I knew at the bar and we get to talking. She asks if I'm single these days, I say yeah. She writes her number on a napkin and says, 'Call me this weekend.' Then she leans in and whispers ‘I'm gonna make you wish you were never born.’ To this day I still wonder what the hell she meant by that, but damned if I was going to find out…” - sxmanderson
What? You don’t like when a girl threatens your life and hits on you at the same time? Lame.
“She sent me pictures of myself through my window from her parked car outside my apartment. The kicker was it was from an unknown number as she was using a third party messaging app. She thought she was being cute, but it creeped the holy hell out of me.” - Couch_Licker
Not a fan of stalking. Hey, nobody is perfect. Noted!
“Well it was her grandfather's funeral, and she very clearly and openly started trying to flirt with me, before they had even lowered him into the ground. Everyone grieves their own way I guess.” - GetHobbit
In sickness and in health... this girl is going for that D!
"When I was 13 I found out a girl in my class had a crush on me. How?
She made a powerpoint about us being together. The first slides were her fantasies about how we started dating, and later on there was slides about marriage, about our kids, etc. The last slide was 2 old people holding hands and it talked about us growing old together." - TheAnteatr
“A girl stole my wallet without me realizing. She proceeded to order me Chinese take away from my favorite restaurant for the exact time I would get back from work. ALL PAID FOR WITH MY DEBIT CARD. When I asked for my wallet back she didn’t understand why I was angry and claimed it was 'thoughtful.'" -TheRealRew
Maybe if she paid for it herself you would have liked the gesture?
"In middle school there was this girl that used to crush on me hard and I had no attraction to her. Well one night, while I was out with some friends, she broke into my house and taped over a hundred pictures of her face photoshopped onto pictures me and taped them all over my walls. She thought it was the cutest thing in the world, but I hated her after that, and my parents called the cops." - tylerwa
"In high school, a friend of mine and I used to send notes back and forth as a common occurrence. One day a bit of anatomy showed up in one of the notes in the form of fingers opening a vagina. I asked her what it was about, and she played it off as practicing for art class. I was not an intuitive lad." -SlimChiply
I bet that picture will be worth something one day. You blew it!