What makes that previous action disgusting is the fact you likely haven't washed that bra as often as you should have. Hey, I get it. Doing laundry sucks. But not as much as collecting excess boob sweat.
Are those the same Lululemon pants you wore on the elliptical for 40 minutes yesterday? I won't tell if you won't. I'm impressed by anyone who has the drive and motivation to go to the gym two days in a row. If only some of that motivation could be applied to other areas.
Like here, for example. Throwing clumps of hair against the shower wall isn't satisfying enough? Sometimes you have to make little murals with it. While we guys appreciate the message, we'd also appreciate not having to be a mini-hazmat crew by disposing of this every morning.
How oily is your hair right now? Having long hair is nice, but a drag. It's a ton of maintenance, and you have to find that perfect balance of washing it too much vs. not washing it enough. Plus, when you do wash it, you get grief for throwing pieces of it on the shower wall. You just can't win here.
A man can never give a woman more physical satisfaction than she feels when popping a zit. Not even just her own, either. You even love popping the zits of your significant other. It's even more of a relationship bonding activity than farting.
Seriously, ladies have a severe fascination with zits and everything that causes them. When you remove your blackheads with a strip, you never throw it right away. You have to look at it for a while. Take it in. Wonder why the hell it looks like a piece of peppered mozzarella.