Who said that little Jimmy can’t look adorable while trying to keep that German poisonous gas out of his lungs? I heard they also made Minnie Mouse A-bonbons and Donald Duck “build your own trench” shovels (not really).
I guess when they say, “it’s a decorative plate” they really mean “it’s a decorative plate.” I’m sure that there is a non-lethal paint they can use to draw on these plates though. You just don’t know when a little kid wants to eat off the Mickey plate and decides to grab it off the wall.
Why is it necessary to have Minnie’s lips puckered like that? Sooner or later some mother in America will walk in to her little Billy putting his “special purpose” inside of that thing. Disney…you gotta think these things through.
I usually yell “to infinity and beyond” during a good fapping session, so this is perfect. Oh, wait, that’s not meant to be a Buzz Lightyear-themed vibrator (I guess buzzer in this circumstance)? Well, now I’m just confused.
I don’t know, there is something just a bit creepy about relieving yourself on Disney Princesses. I guess some people do “wish and dream” to do that. I think it would have been more appropriate to have a Frozen-themed toilet seat with the words “Let It Go.”
This is just piss-poor craftsmanship. Also, her lips look like she got fillers. She just looks disheveled. Like she really has some daddy issues because of her falling out with Triton and has decided to get into the adult mermaid entertainment business.
That looks like nothing but three dildos. They are supposed to be diving sticks, but it also says “Fun in and OUT of the pool.” What possible fun could you have with a diving stick shaped like that out of the pool?