Well, thanks for the thought, but I’m actually wearing a tinted moisturizer, concealer, mascara and eyebrow gel. And don’t even get me started about how long it took to apply all of this “no-makeup” makeup...
Actually, it’s an art form that requires just as much skill and practice as anything else. Not to mention it’s a great form of self-expression, just like fashion! You don’t hear us going off about how pointless your hobbies are...
I’m actually feeling fine today, I just slept through my alarm this morning and didn’t have time to apply the 20 products to my face that I normally do. And for that, the bags under my eyes are on full display today.
And we prefer dudes who don’t say stupid, judgmental things like that! But really though, it’s cool to have a preference and all, but it’s also cool to not tell other people what to do with their own faces.
6. 'If You Wear Makeup Then You Must Be Really Self-Conscious'
If that’s the case, then all of you bearded men better shave off your facial hair right now so that we can all see the real you! And with that logic, maybe every single person on Earth should stop wearing clothes because that’s also lying about what you really look like!