The key to perfect abs isn't exercising. It's temporarily cutting off your circulation.
These candles don't make any sense. Why are these angels carrying lightsabers?
We all know that dinosaurs went extinct. But clearly, it wasn't for a lack of trying.
If your dentist asks if you've been fanny flossing, leave immediately. That person is not a real dentist.
Like the song says, "M-I-C...See you later, you're creeping me out!"
This Anna Montana doll sings all your favorite Anna Montana hits. Who could possibly forget that great song, "Worst Of Both Worlds"?
This product is extremely necessary for playing horsie. After all, only a commoner would ride daddy without a saddle.
It's good when a product is honest about what it does. But this is probably a little too honest.
You can buy terror in three different flavors. But none of them sound particularly pleasant.
The problem with this soap? If you lose it, you'll never be able to get it back.
Fun fact: If you cover this candy with gummy hydrogen peroxide, they start to disappear!
This is the manager's special? In that case, someone should probably arrest the manager.
The best part about this product? When you drink it, you immediately start making more of it yourself!