What's not to love about Chris Pratt? He's hilarious, hunky and an overall sweetheart. Plus, if you follow him on Twitter, you already know that he's full of wisdom and deep thoughts.
Not only is Chris Pratt a terrific actor, but he's also a talented writer! We can only hope that he also writes love poems to his wife, the hysterical and adorable Anna Faris.
Who wouldn't want to "rink tequila" with Chris Pratt on an airplane? We can all agree that that plane ride would be the best plane ride ever.
Chris Pratt knows how to have a great time, but he also knows when to admit that the scoreboard looks something like this:
Tequila – 1
Chris – 0
Or maybe he's not. But if this year has taught us anything, it's that any celebrity can become president. So I'll just come right out and say it – #ChrisPratt2020.
This is always going to be the funniest response to a knock knock joke, and Chris Pratt knows that because he's an experienced comedian.
DirecTV found out the hard way that Chris Pratt isn't afraid to call and complain about your services, even if he doesn't know what day of the week it is.
Chris Pratt does not like silly names, which is probably why he's one of the few major celebrities who named his child something normal – Jack.
Chris Pratt knows history and how to do math. At least I think he does...I'm not going to double check his math to make sure he's right. I trust him.
Chris Pratt tweeted this to share an important message: You can't have it all.
On the upside, at least he won't feel bad about feeding his dog Purina. Because if it's good enough for you, it's definitely good enough for your dog.
Chris Pratt knows better than to waste an entire four minutes learning quantum physics, because he's funny and he's a movie star and he doesn't need to understand that crap.