This is as sad as it is hilarious. If that ATM can play Candy Crush, then I have no more use for Apple products.
Growing up, we were always told to use our imagination. For some of us, that was just for recess. For others, it was for breakfast, lunch and dinner. (But not brunch. We weren't privileged enough to have feelings about brunch.)
"You're probably wondering how I got here. It all started with a laser pointer..."
I'm not interested in why, I'm interested in how. Did she freeze the thing? Taxidermy? So many logistical queries.
This doesn't sound like a great deal, but that's just today's offer. Maybe you usually only have to pay for one, or none at all. This is a great sign to keep you coming back, just in case.
It's always disheartening to learn that a non-sentient, wooden object has more Instagram followers than you. Also, this tree looks just like her.
Some people don't have a rhyme or reason for their actions. They just want to watch the world pumpkin spiced.
"How do they look? Is the length too much? I want to look fierce, but not trashy, you know? Speaking of which, I just got this delicious Slim Jim wrapper from the garbage. Want some?"
"Olympus! Chariot! Pantages! Agh, gah, oh God. What was the blasted safety word again?"
The real awkward moment is when she makes this her Tinder profile picture. That surely lead to some delightful conversations.
This is either an adorable example of teamwork leading to achieving a goal through unity, or African MMA. Either way, nature is magical.