Hey, traffic is traffic. Whether you're in a Lamborghini or a Ford Taurus, it still sucks being at a standstill.*
(*That's a lie. Stuck in traffic while in a Lambo is even better than being in your own apartment. Truth hurts.)
If a Dubai resident can safely and easily park their camel in a parking spot, then we should be ashamed of ourselves for parking our cars like this.
Is this a reptilian representation of how rich this guy is? Cause if it is, then the man is loaded.
Funny, I never get my gold from a gold machine. You know where I get my gold?
Nowhere...cause I am poor AF.
This Dubai Starbucks is swanky. Too bad they serve Starbucks coffee.
Yeah, Starbucks coffee ain't that great! There, I said it! Debate me in the comments!
No matter what race, creed or color, no matter what sexual preference, not matter what religion you believe in, as humans we can all agree on one thing...
Going to the beach is kinda meh.
The score of this match is Love — "OHMYGODIAMFALLINGTOMYDEATHTELLMYWIFEILOVEHER!"
Tennis is a tough sport, guys.
If this eatery is going to be serving truly authentic Caucasian cuisine, then everything on the menu must contain mayo.
If I showed my cat this image, she'd look at me and go, "So you feed me that dried cat food garbage and these idiots get to feast on an entire shark? Not cool, brah. Not. Cool."
This guy. This guy has it all. This guy is living the dream. Nobody beats this guy...
I stand corrected.