You don't even know if you like it yet, but you need three of them. Hurry up and get them before anyone else has a chance to enjoy it!! People who will grab anything just because it's free can seriously go F off.
A vanity plate is an absolute no no. A person's douche-factor goes up sky high if they have a vanity license plate. OVR D EDG? I will throw you and your dumb car OVR D EDG if you don't drive far away from here.
You spend eight hours a day with them, five days a week and you haven't bothered to ask them a single question about their life outside of the office. You know what is even worse? They know everything about you because you won't stop talking about yourself.
You don't like to donate because why? Because your life is perfect so you don't feel the need to help anyone else? You can't pay an extra dollar next time you go to buy toilet paper at CVS? Could they make it any easier for you to even pretend to not be a horrible person?
When your friends go out with you, they are looking to have some fun. Instead they get a drunk mess that they have to take care of. You get bonus points if you love to puke and start fights while under the influence.
8. You Have No Respect For People's Personal Space
It's important to have spacial awareness. I don't want to feel you breathing down my neck when you are behind me in life. You should never get so close to a stranger that you can actually touch them. Back up and no one gets hurt!
You know what is going to hurt your loved ones feelings, so you go right in. You find pleasure in making people feel bad. Then you usually say something like, "Oh! I'm just kidding." Not cool. Really not cool.
There is a special place in hell for people who don't say "thank you" when someone holds the door open for them. It's the same level of hell that people go to that don't say "God bless you" when you sneeze and for people who spit on the floor and put gum under desks. See you in hell, suckers!